I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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