he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I'm determined to sit on that face.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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