The maid of honor just puked.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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