You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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