Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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