ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
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