windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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