nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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