I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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