love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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