Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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