you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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