Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Randomize
