Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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