I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Brb crying the tears of my youth
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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