Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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