I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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