I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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