Whod you bang
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
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