Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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