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(860): View more from Connecticut

WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ

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(931): View more from Tennessee

I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"

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(206): View more from Washington

buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night

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(803): View more from South Carolina

Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock

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(443): View more from Maryland

Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.

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Sounds like a normal friday night

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(575): View more from New Mexico

I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE

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(864): View more from South Carolina

I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck

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(804): View more from Virginia

Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin

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