My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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