we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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