what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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