You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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