Fine. I'll sleep in my office
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Randomize
