I just made out with a guy for $7.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
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