Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
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