just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
im about as happy as oj after his trial
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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