I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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