I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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