I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
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