I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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