Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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