We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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