Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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