At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
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