everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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