I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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