Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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