he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
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