i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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