He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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