And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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