So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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