only if we run a train.
done.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
You've changed since you got that strap on
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