White coat. Heels.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Couch. On fire.
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