Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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