he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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