I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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