would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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