ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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