Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Can I color on your dick again?
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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