that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
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