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(530): View more from California

How is Miami?

(954): View more from Florida

Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln

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(678): View more from Georgia

No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works

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(917): View more from New York City

we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.

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(315): View more from New York

She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...

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(317): View more from Indiana

Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?

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(620): View more from Kansas

I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!

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(416): View more from Toronto

I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife

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(754): View more from Florida

Do plants get herpes?

(252): View more from North Carolina

who is this

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