I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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